Monday, July 15, 2013

Rant on Misconceptions

 
     This is a rather unprofessional bit that I would normally edit before I really published, but I'm too lazy. (Like the "Three Sluggards") Please understand that I know full well that these are undeveloped thoughts with a good many holes-- like a fine Swiss Cheese. Were I to write a paper with these ideas, they'd be much more bettererly presented. . . . Yeah. And understand that I pretty much just typed up a handwritten note that I wrote in order to vent one day when I was crabby because people were dissing fairy tales. Snobs. "Snobs don't eat fishsticks," as my sister said as a toddler. Okay, enough of that. Moving on.

     Fairy tales are not meant to be real. You need a faith to believe in and listen to them. Like icons and medieval art-- they weren't realistic because they weren't supposed to be only-realistic-based-on-the-empirical-world. You need to figure it out.
     Also, they don't all have happy endings. The values of fairy and folk tales vs. modern stuff, like all those wretched teen movies. I tell you, I got real sick of all the movies being about nothing but "being yourself"; you should not focus of being yourself via doing whatever you darn well please; there is duty to be considered. You should be yourself, but the best version of yourself.
     Consequences of how you act: not the YOLO mentality. Fairy tales emphasize that what we do now will have consequences for later. Like Andersen's Little Mermaid. Heh. Not exactly like the Disney movie. (I think this idea might be thanks to Maria Tatar's cool book The Hard Facts of the Grimms' Fairy Tales. Or else one of my friends. . . Or else another commentary. .  Ack, I can't remember.) 
     Morphing into modern ideas of fairy tales, AKA, chick flicks. I guess that's why people think of fairy tales as a girly thing: they only think of the probably French princessy ones. There are lots and lots of "manly" fairy tales. (The Brave Little Tailor, Jack and the Beanstalk, The Boy Who Did Not Know Fear, et aliud.) In fact, most fairy tales don't even have legit fairies, do they?
     As to the reading of fairy tales-- esp. as adults--, people need to stop thinking about what's practical, because even "frivolous" things are important. Like the dude in Enchanted.
     Read Germanic myths and saint stories looking for roots of fairy tales (like St. Denis' head with Sir Gawain and the Green Knight). Also, with Apples-- the Iliad, Guinevere, St. Dorothea, Adam and Eve, and Snow White.
     I would absolutely LOVE if I could somehow spend lots of time on the different versions of the stories over time (meaning I can rant on modern fairy tale movies-- like Snow White and the Huntsman) and in different countries. That would be fun.
     Later touch on industrious women vs. lazy men. Very, very weird thing that seems to reoccur. Maria Tatar makes mention of it, but not a whole lot. An older form of feminism? Doesn't sound likely, but in a way. I guess that makes the Grimm brothers hipsters? Heroines before they were cool............? Of course, this isn't always the case, only some of the time. And I need to read more. Of course, these are womanly heroines. They don't run around in men's clothes and swing swords around and outman the men. Gosh, I hate that about so many modern movies. There's a difference between a strong, no-nonsense woman and a downright obnoxious one. Oi, this all is starting to sound like confusing gibberish that is probably offending people in a hundred different ways, and I'm too half asleep to properly argue with brains and dignity and civility, so here I'll stop rambling for today. Need that book to come in. . . The Library should just drive over to my house and hand over the books I need. And give me wine and chocolate and flowers, too. That would be nice.
 
     And here's a picture, because I'm like Gaston. I like pictures.
 
 
ISN'T IT ADORABLE?! Sorry.  This is a hedgehog from "Latin Bestiary," roughly 1320.
Hedgehogs + illuminated ye olde manuscript = pure awesome.
 

Thursday, July 11, 2013

What's in a Name?


     Well, what is in a name? More specifically, what's in the name "Hans"? I've yet to read the entirety of my giant Grimms' Fairy Tale book, but from what I've read so far, I've come across at least eight different fellows named "Hans," and about three or four women whose names are a variant on the well-known "Gretel."
     Couple of different thoughts about this:

1-- YAY! Lots of Hanses! :D (. . . . I absolutely love that name.)
2-- Hans = Jack. Plenty of stories about dudes named Jack.
3-- The storytellers had lame imaginations. They could never think of anything but Hans/John/Jean. (Obviously, I don't believe this one. What kind of an English major would I be if I did?)
4-- Giving the hero such a commonplace name turns him into an Everyman figure, makes him more relatable, more real. It shows the audience that they, too, can be great like this Hans figure in the story-- or foolish, as is the case in "Clever Hans" and "Hans in Luck."

Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Testing 1, 2, 10


     Hi. Behold new blog for me to not post to. I will here begin to proclaim the greatness of Hans My Hedgehog until further notice, and until I can think of an intelligent and sophisticated sounding name for this thing.
     The main purpose of this is to help with ye olde thesis, which is going to be about Western European fairy tale and folk literature. Not Eastern European, though I like that, too.

Brainstorming--
     Why are fairy tales important? Why certain kinds of them? At which ages? What happens when we have too much or too little or the wrong kind? How have fairy tales impacted society? Now vs. Then, a look at the different tellings of Snow White, for example. Happily Ever After: the Modern Invention. (sort of). Myths vs. Fairy Tales.

Sources--
     The highly to be praised Brothers Grimm, Hans Christian Andersen, Andrew Lang, Tolkien, Chesterton


     And here's a picture of Hans My Hedgehog for good measure, with bagpipes, shod rooster and everything.

From  http://killskerry.deviantart.com/art/Hans-the-Hedgehog-Boy-47218570